Welcome everyone!

In a sense, simply by being here, all of you are contributors to this allegorical version of the Manhattan Project. And for that, you have my deepest gratitude. In this introduction and then throughout the essay, I'll be calling some of you out specifically to acknowledge your role in both the genesis and the realization of my magnum opus.

At the end of the interview , El Muñe asked me if I thought that this journey had been a dead-end or a path to redemption. I didn't have an answer then, but I do now: was it worth it?

I have a number of philosphical reflections to share, which will also serve as a simplified summary of the whole saga for those of you who are just arriving for the first time. You will laugh, you might cry, and days from now you'll still be pondering certain deeper questions.

I look forward to shedding the claws I grew for this task and enjoying the peace that comes after the violence. claws A beautiful girl recently arrived in my life.

But these claws? I haven't shed them quite yet, and it would be a sin to waste them without carrying out this holy task: to cleanse the world with the blood of the unrighteous.

- Camila (CC 1.010.060.294), her cousin (CC 1.005.134.202), her mother (CC 24.584.233), her aunt, and various other family members . They're probably here because they suspect I'm the one responsible for a steady stream of creepy old men mistakenly thinking their phone numbers are the point of contact for Bogota's hottest new VIP whorehouse (I will neither confirm nor deny my involvement).

- The Fiscalia: is there a reason you never contacted me? Frankly, I was a little disappointed, there are a lot of things I would have loved to share with you. If it weren't for the Eye of Sauron I never even would have known that she reported me. Did she not offer you guys the group discount or something? If that's the case, I'm guessing some of you are under 40, right? Yeah, she has a pretty strict age policy due to her allergy to young dick 🤷‍♂️😞. Any dick under the age of 50 is risky business, but under 40 is almost guaranteed anaphylactic shock. I didn't find out about her allergy until the very end and considering I'm closer to 30 than 40, I still don't understand why my dick didn't kill her 🤷‍♂️.

- Her friends Ana Yarleys Comas Zua (CC 1074135729) and Kilary Arias , who alongside her 'healthy at any weight' cousin Maira, all these men keep asking about. Who can blame them? What self-respecting whoremonger WOULDN'T be excited to be serviced by such a series of tight Colombian pussy? Camila herself might be a biological weapon that even the stingiest whoremonger who's used to estrato 1 veterans should flee from, but at least her objectively uglier friends are clean ( ...probably?).

- [...sorpresa muy pronto 😉...]

- The men of the future who meet her and at some point afterward find themselves here, discovering that this "sweet, sensitive, empathic" girl is in fact precisely the opposite of what she seems. I've taken steps to ensure that this will happen at a higher than expected frequency due to two particularly creative and devious ideas I deployed as long-term anti-whore countermeasures.

- The thousands of new visitors from around the world who continue to arrive in a steady stream as indicated by the site analytics.

- and last, but definitely not least, my Twitter followers: los nobles Guerreros Contra la Puteria - who at times have discovered fun new tweets here rather than on Twitter; apparently the algorithm penalizes the visibility of accounts that ruthlessly make fun of a dumb whore. 🤷‍♂️