Maria Colombia Osorio Sepúlveda

Why do you keep changing phone numbers? Is it somehow related to the fact that you're moving soon?

The last time I contacted you was over 6 months ago. Yet you've changed your phone number multiple times since then, despite me never contacting you at any of the new numbers. And you even bought a new phone! That iPhone 13 was in great condition, and it's not like the call center you work for paid you a performance bonus or something...

Why so paranoid Camila? Is everything ok? 🤔

This is such an adorable video, just listen to how sweetly you talk to your dad on the phone as you stare at the cock of the guy that's about to fuck you. And you didn't miss a beat! You masturbated through the whole call!

A friend and I made a pretty big bet on how long it will take before you give up trying to hide from the Eye of Sauron. But please continue: it's entertaining to watch: "awwww how cute, the dry-aged cum dumpster actually thinks she's smart". And it must really be a pain the ass... if nothing else, you can commiserate with your family members who will soon be doing the same. It's kind of like airport security: it's supposed to make us feel safe, but we all hate what a time-consuming headache it is, and anyone with a brain knows it would never stop someone who's actually smart and determined.

If nothing else, you can try to make me lose money on this bet. But that's the question: which side of the bet did I take? It kind of seems like I'm pushing you to give up sooner... but is that reverse psychology? And down the rabbit hole we go...

By the way, please tell Maira I'm sorry that the new VIP Bogota whorehouse seems to have confused her with one of their employees; it's probably an honest mistake, they really do look a lot alike. But I do have to say her photos seem just a little... 'off'? It's almost like ChatGPT's kinky cousin hallucinated them or something... weird, right?

I don't think I need to bother publishing screenshots here for you to believe me when I say that the number of emails and messages I've received from guys wanting to see more explicit content of you is CRAZY. I was even contacted in an official capacity by an employee of a porn website. Right now I remain committed to the principle of exposing you as the evil person you are via this record of your actions, and not turning this into revenge porn. But as time goes on, it might feel a little annoying that I pay the server costs year after year instead of you. It's not like this is at all expensive, in fact it'd piss you off even more if you knew just how cheap the monthly cost is to ensure the humiliation continues, but ON PRINCIPLE it could be annoying, you know?

One of the advantages of having built an audience is that if I ever did change my mind, I'd immediately have a line of customers. Obviously I would end up making WAY more money from your pussy than you did the entire time we were together. The poetry of that is so beautiful it hurts 🙌. But don't worry, I won't release any of the videos of you masturbating, giving head, being eaten out, and getting fucked in all kinds of positions (from various different camera angles). I'm pretty committed to that. At least for now 😉.

But what makes me laugh the hardest is knowing that of the following social media comments I've collected from your fellow Colombians, the one that's actually going to get under your skin and continue to bother you is the one about your "very affordable face". All of the comments about you being a sociopath and morally despicable human, or about how vicious the damage you do to other people is without giving a single fuck - those you'll brush off and forget quickly. But someone expressing their sincere opinion, not as an insult but rather as a statement of fact, that you're not attractive? That will fucking HAUNT you.

That you know I'm right is just going to piss you off more. And now I'm laughing even harder. It's only because you're unwilling to be honest with yourself about the psychological condition you so clearly have, 'Covert Narcissism', that in some ways, I understand you better than you understand yourself.

In fact, this is such a perfect synopsis of who you are as a person, it occurs to me that maybe that should be yet another name for the website: caraeconomica.com... actually fuck it, it's only $10, and surely it's still available... Yep! And now it's ours to share! 😅

Whoever said revenge isn't fun is clearly either an idiot or has never had their soul raped by someone like you, which to be fair, very few people have.