Maira Alejandra Palechor Jaramillo

How have you been enjoying your new gig Maira? Well... there's sort of an elephant in the room here, but we'll get back to that. You do realize that you're actually insulting Camila AND yourself here FAR more than me, right? 🤦‍♂️😅

I'm two years older than her current 'boyfriend', and we're the youngest besides her high school boyfriend (what a great guy by the way; did you see the screenshots of our conversations on Twitter?). So what does it say about HER that she's let men that are literally TWICE our age fuck her? Or that she's done it so many times that they've infected her with STDs on at least 3 occasions we can be certain of?

But in any case: you know, she knows, and your whole family knows that I'm the best-looking of anyone she's ever dated an extended period of time - and that it's not even close. Various of your aunts and cousins commented about it to her. I mean... Steve, Scott, Dan, and now Santi? Really? 😬🤦‍♂️ Can you imagine her being this jealous and paranoid over one of them?

We also have her entire WhatsApp history right here, so why don't just see what she herself said about it?

Here Camila admits to Ana that there's a guy she's giving it to for free (me), Ana questions her, and Camila tells her how hot I am. .

Here Camila complains to Ana about how hard it is not to vomit when she's giving head to her fiancé Steve, an obese 50+ year old gringo she met on a sugar daddy website (that even after a multi-year whore safari in Colombia, still didn't speak a word of Spanish).

You have no idea how much fucking interest I get from women who AREN'T whores, right? 😅 (...and who have more advanced education than your entire family put together)

You wanted to talk about physical appearance, so let's talk about you being fat. Which brings us to the elephant in the room: it's you Maira. You're the elephant in the room.

Sure, in theory, you can change that. I just have one question then: why haven't you? You've been overweight and insecure about it for YEARS, and you still look like a trainwreck.

In fact, you look worse than the guy you say is so old... that must be kind of embarrassing right? 😬😅

How many women do you know who were fat in their twenties, when they had the greatest metabolic and hormonal advantage to lose weight, when they felt most insecure about it, before they got complacent and rationalized it with 'body positivity', and then later in life suddenly got their shit together and changed course?

Well yes they exist, but they are unicorns. There are almost as few in the world as the almost non-existent number of women who reach the audacity of your cousin Camila, the infamous compulsive liar, such a collector of expired milk.

I'm going to tell you a little secret: the only exercise that would really help you at all would be to close your mouth.

But I suppose your lack of self-control in that area has actually become an advantage, since you decided to follow in the footsteps of your 'inspiring' cousin and become a prostitute yourself.

Well, maybe Camila has changed her mind about this, but I, the truth is I'm compassionate… this is free advertising for your business, right? And don't doubt it, thanks to how tremendous your cousin is, the audience is not small.

If you're in Bogotá and have a fetish for fat girls, or a fetish for threesomes/orgies that makes you value the greater stamina of a fat girl, or you're just cheap and like them because they cost less: don't hesitate to contact Maira: +57 32 0245 2882 (CC 1.005.134.202)

I can even give you a hand with the marketing: guys, if you find yourself in Bogotá and have a fat fetish, or a fetish for threesomes/orgies that makes you value a fat girl's stamina, or you're just cheap and like them because they're cheaper: don't hesitate to contact Maira.

I know, I've only fucked her cousin Camila from the family, but if we also take into account her aunt Milena, who was (is?) also a whore, it's clear that the insatiable need for dick is a trait that runs in the women of the family.

Has becoming a prostitute made you feel empowered like it apparently did for Camila and your aunt Milena, or are the nights you spend crying while eating a tub of ice cream now more frequent?